that's an acceptable place to lick
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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