I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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