with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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