just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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