i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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