It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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