Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
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