Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
you made out with another girl for some wings
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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