but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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