I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
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