A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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