her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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