Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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