I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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