We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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