if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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