I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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