This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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