You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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