still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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