I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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