I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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