there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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