You really coming over, don't trick.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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