That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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