I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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