I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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