I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
We got so high we made milksteak
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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