I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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