My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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