I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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