I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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