I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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