We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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