she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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