he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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