just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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