How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I just googled if crying burns calories
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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