What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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