Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Randomize
