Someone shit on the floor
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize