Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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