how can u be prego again
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I understand Curling. That high.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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