I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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