When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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