rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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