If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
