oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Why is there bacon in the couch?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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