wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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