do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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