i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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