He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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