We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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