Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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