I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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