do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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